Keh heh heh, whoops!
Seriously, though, I had it on before because of how little I was doing here, just RPing.
Anyway, I don't know whether you'll see this, Splat, but I thought this was pretty funny, even a little (very very little) bit true:
"Stivik is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side."