Once upon a time there was a thread where some bright sparks worked out that we all wank, but not all of us admit it. And they all went home and masturbated happily ever after.
The end.
Or is it?
Has anyone considered the possibility that some people just don't wank? I mean, I don't... I find the thought of it to be really unattractive, and I find that sexual desires usually result in me having sex with a person as opposed to my paw, but I get the feeling that you people are just so hung up on the fact that wanking is bad that you feel like less of a decent person whenever you come across someone who says that they do not tenderise the crotch sausage, so you accuse them of lying. o_0 I don't really understand how you can say you accept that masturbating is normal if you feel guilty whenever you encounter someone who doesn't make love to his hand.
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