Jacking Off. (And other sexual adventures.)
Don't you hate it when someone is asked if they masturbate and they say no? Isn't it infuriating? Why are these people so uptight that they just can cop to masturbating? Its ridiculous.
I bring this up because I actually got into a screaming argument with someone over this. He's 18, doesn't have a girlfriend, and spends 9 and a half months out of the year at a boarding school but he said he's never and I mean NEVER done it. I said he was full of shit. He was offended because I called him a liar, etcetera and so forth. Well, this got me to thinking. You know in American Pie 2 where they have the rule of 3. Here is my corollary to that rule
Statikk's Rule of Masturbation
When you ask someone how frequently they do it a week/month/year, have done it in their life time add 1 and multiply that result by 1.5
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
Last edited by Rich; 08-13-2005 at 03:22 AM..
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