[Kimon]

'Yay for Kimon'
anagrams to
'OK! My! On fairy.'

'Jesus Hates You!'
anagrams to
'Just, easy house.'

'Dino's High.'
anagrams to
'Hid in hogs.'

'OMG LIEK PWNZORS'
anagrams to
'Prize monk glows.'

'I have Cancer?'
anagrams to
'Anarchic eve.'

Mmmmm.... cancer.