Who is Mike Jones? Who is Mike Jones? Who Is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones is rap music for the mentally retarded. Hip Hop for the braindead. R and B for those with ADD.
Let me explain. Let Me Explain. Let Me Explain.
Mike Jones is supposedly some underground rapper who is now receiving mainstream press. Though as far as I can tell Jones' lack of beats and childish repetition would have him laughed off most any underground stage. Why am I writing this?
1. My Brother likes him, and I think Mike Jones sucks.
2. To cement my place as the King.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.

I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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