[Jacob]

'I wish I could summon Anima (From Final Fantasy Ten)'

Granted. But it turns on you and you're violently eviserated. Awww.

'I wish for dino to shut the **** up.'

Granted. But he shuts the f*ck up by having a munch on your fathers Phallus (or Lingum, hee-hee)! Your mother walks in the room, sees this and orders him out. Divorce taks place. There's much bitter resentment. Mother gets custody of the kiddies. Daddy is enraged. Daddy goes to Mothers house and strangles her. He then kidnaps the kiddies in the car, drives into the garage, locks the garage door and leaves the engine running.

Thankfully a neighbour sees this and calls an Ambulance. The Ambulance comes and attempts to save everybody in the locked car...sadly everybody dies but you. Though you do have a considerable amount of Brain damage.

...but you get over it. You're 'tough'. And within an hours time you're back to drooling and dribbling your processed, watery food. Ooohh, yum!

I wish Dino would enter me...ahem.