Crickets creep me out. I believe this is the 4th time I've typed that here and I still can't believe it. Effing crickets.
Fox News, because I know my mom will watch it at 2 in the ****ing morning when I'm trying to sleep on the couch.
Violent dogs, especilly tethered ones. I know if that chain or tether breaks or comes out of the ground some rabid dog is gonna eat my ballsack and jugular.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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