1.) Kimon
Kimon is a razor that moulds to fit its user, floats in water and will not work outside of the UK.
2.) Jesus
Jesus is a dog collar that can communicate with your milk carton, scans its user's fingerprints and can light cigarettes.
3.) Cranberry
Cranberry is a hammer! It can bring down an elephant!
4.) Matt
Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device.
5.) Absurd
Absurd is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side.
I'm L0Ling right now. Numer 3 is the best.
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"Penis is a razor that moulds to fit its user, floats in water and will not work outside of the UK".
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Haha! Apparently I'm similar to a penis!