Morning
Morning is a bathtub that plays Sokoban! It kills weeds down to the root.
Afternoon
Afternoon is like a normal bicycle, but it speaks randomly-generated sentences.
Evening
Evening is a T-shirt that helps around the home and plays light music.
Night
Night is a suppository that cannot be removed from your house!
Credit card
Credit card is like a normal piece of string, but it can play the trumpet.
Super Munch
Super Munch is like a normal pair of trousers, but it pushes things down staircases.
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