Alcar
Alcar is a hearing aid that has no moving parts! It cannot be moved and feeds your pets.
George Bush
George Bush is a shirt button that hovers three feet from the ground, keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and cuts through stone as if it were butter.
A monkey
A monkey is a contact lens that tracks its position with GPS and is unbreakable.
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey is a suppository that stays sharp forever!
A bum
A bum is an alcoholic drink! It dissolves dirt!
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