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07-04-2005, 08:21 PM
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Jesus is a dog collar that can communicate with your milk carton, scans its user's fingerprints and can light cigarettes.

Teletubbies is a fridge magnet that catches flies and has an alarm setting.

Lord of The Rings is a crematorium that moves from side to side! It moulds vegetables and obeys simple instructions.

Iraq is a refrigerator that has a built-in motion sensor! It is made from recycled cardboard.

Banana is a breakfast cereal that's made of rubber!

Puffy is a knife that has no moving parts, has a built-in alarm clock and is invisible to the naked eye.

Sligster is a bracelet! It will not work outside of the UK!
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