"Dino is a banner advert that works in the rain, blocks spam email and is not suitable for children."
"Rich is a featureless cube that can be used as a metal detector! It improves upper-body muscle and may cause drowsiness. "
"Alcar is a hearing aid that has no moving parts! It cannot be moved and feeds your pets."
"Super Munch is like a normal pair of trousers, but it pushes things down staircases. "
"Kimon is a razor that moulds to fit its user, floats in water and will not work outside of the UK. "
Kimon's is identical to Penis.
Other than that I'd say whoever wrote this thing knows us all pretty well, cause the descriptions are amusingly accurate. (metaphorically speaking)
"Snoozer is a burglar alarm that changes colour to reflect your mood! It speaks randomly-generated sentences. "
