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You said that your name was "matteus" and that when people confused you with "matthew" it annoyed you... yet you signed your name as Matthew. What's up with this?
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Whoops, you caught me. My real name IS Matthew. It was going to be Matteus, but my parents changed it to Matthew when I was a baby to prevent teasing.
But Matueus is way cooler.
I bullshit people way too much, I apologise.