http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sound - random sound effect generator.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/feedback - random ebay feedback generator XD good stuff.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey - Food Eating Battle Monkeys! >_<
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi - Random invention generator.
"Design #1767665909
It's like a normal computer monitor, but it folds out into a tent."
"Design #3800946624
It's a laser-printer that pushes things down staircases! It keeps your teeth clean and inflates into a dinghy. "
"Design #2432695354
It's like a normal bar of soap, but it fetches sticks. "
"Design #2693972183
It's like a normal retinal implant, but it fetches your hat. "