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06-26-2005, 11:31 AM
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AMERICA:

Welcome!, to America the big apple...you know I never know why they called it that I think some drunk metaphorical guy came up with it...anyway if you are here to live out your dreams I'm gonna tell ya one thing...GIVE UP! you'll never have a good life if your'e a woman you'll go to america and become a prostitute and die lonely, if your'e a guy however you'll apply for a good job marry a nice girl and then get a highly successful carreer then out of nowhere BOOM! Geore Bush will have pissed off another terroist and the terrorist will make it's own little "Return of the Terrorist" cameo and go O.J Simpson all over by bombing every building in a fifty mile radius!......and you'll die too.

I hope you enjoy your'e stay here in America!, Thank you oh by the way your'e wife must be felt everywhere for weapons of mass destruction because Mr. Bush has become parronoid of planes...