[TheRaisin]

I think he's an honest-to-God little kid who doesn't know better. Which is no f*cking excuse.

Conker Rocket, there is already an ENTIRE SECTION of these forums dedicated to this type of stuff. Two, in fact. "Non-Oddworld Art and Literature" is for stories like the one you just wrote and works of art which have nothing to do with Oddworld, and the "Fan Corner" is for fanfics and fan art dealing with Oddworld. PLEASE put this kind of stuff in the correct forum.

Although that being said, I don't think your story is quite up to the standards of either forum, and that's saying a lot.

EDIT: Patience, my young padawan. The return of teh Luke is nigh at hand, and with him he brings our salvation! *holds out donation plate* Your generosity will speed the coming of Luke.