Actually, I wasn't using asterisks. The forum automatically does that when you use "the bad words". I didn't know it offended you and for that I am sorry. I was kinda trying to be funny. Trying my best, poor as that may be.
p.s. Aren't you a metalhead? I would have figured that anyone who listened to metal would feel the joy of a good expletive. Well, I've been wrong before.