[Statikk HDM]

Whats with Wisconsin and the U.S. in general with overly harsh fire"works" laws? You actually need to buy a 2 dollar permit to possess class C fireworks for the 4th and Labor Day period. Its ridiculous. And to top it off, most little kids will never have the joy of getting the hardcore stuff. I mean the old skool, shake the old dishwasher and crack the johns FIRECRACKERS. Now, the stuff that you have to go out and actively look for is even safer than the things that my grandpa and dad had fun with. Carp annihilating, ear-drum rupturing implements of good friendly violent fun have been replaced with pansy shit like sparklers, snakes, and smoke bombs. One last thing. Smoke "bomb?" Sheeyit, smoke bombs don't even make noise much less blow up.