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06-21-2005, 01:17 PM
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Hm... well I guess everyone is here bout now right? I guess I'l start us off.

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"hehe....finally a good nice calm day where nothing bad actully happend to me"says drakko as he takes a sip from his tequilla.

the bushes infront of him start russling and out comes a female anthro wolf with 8 children...it just happens to be the same one that used to be drakkos wife(we encounterd her in the second chapter)

Wife:"I cant believe this...i look away for one second and you disappear and then i find you drunk"

Drakko slaps himself and then slowly places his booze on the ground.

Drakko:"um...you do know were devorced? twice.....and how the hell did you get out of that bear trap?"

Wife:"A nice man came along and helped me out and pointed me in your direction...and i picked up the children from the zoo after i heard about what happend at town"

Drakko:"its nice that the kids are here...but why are YOU here?"

Wife:"well i still love you and want you to think this whole divorve thing over"

Drakko:"we got divorced 2 years ago...if it was week ago i still wouldn't change my mind women just get it through your god damn head....GO...AWAY."

as the wife hears this she bursts into tears.

Drakko:"oh god...ok ok im sorry how about you leave the kids with me and you go on a holiday in hell or someplace and dont come back till you forget who i am"

Drakko grabs the children and takes them inside and closes the door behind him,everyone gives drakko an odd look.

Drakko:"guess what everyone...i just opend an adoption center"

Drakko falls to the ground and passes out from all the alcohol.
Charger stares at the passed out Drakko, then at the 8 children.

Charger: He's kiddin right? I won't have any kids in my house! Not in this villa! And Kaira don't say their cute!

Kaira rubbed a paw over her nose, thinking back of the whack one of those brats gave her earlier.

Kaira: Don't worry I won't, I'd rather rip them to shreds...

Charger: Well I won't stop you...

He walked over to Blaze, looking at the almost soaked cloth.

Charger: We have to get you to a docter dude...
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