'Why is it that I only ever hear this kind of thing from homosexuals, crackpot "scientific discoveries" in womens magazine articles and saggy-breasted hairy-legged womens rights activists?'
Because we're evolved enough to know *Tuts* Silly Muffy.
'However, I have heard that it can lead to increased chances of premature ejaculation...'
That would explain a lot. When they complained i was "too fast" i always thought they were just jealous of my running capabilities...*Sigh*
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America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud
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