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Slurg Sundaes:- Serves 2 people per 3 slurgs

1. Collect a basket of slurgs, don't let any pop.
2. Take slurgs to the kitchen and pop them, catching the innards in a bowl.
3. Place skins under a radiator to dry
4. Stir innards, and slowly add cream till the mixture turns pale pink
5. Sprinkle in some sugar to your liking.
6. Stir the mixture and place in freezer for 25 hours
7. Retrieve skins, clean them and then grind them into a fine powder.
8. Take slurg mixture from freezer and pour into ice-cream glasses.
9. Sprinkle ground skin over ice-cream mix.
10. Consume immediately (before the fleeches arrive)


And of course, the famous...
MOLLUCKS MYSTERY MEAT:- Serves however many you want it to serve

1. Find some meat! Paramite, Scrab, Mudokon, Fleech, Meep, whatever you've got lying around.
2. Cut meat into even chunks, approximately 2 inch cubes.
3. Mash chunks into paste. DO NOT BLEND!
4. Stick a few shards of glass and bit of metal into the mixture (Mystery Prizes!)
5. Shovel into pointlessly elaborate, non-biodegradable clear plastic containers