[Kimon]

1. What is your name?
Matt.
2. Have you ever been kissed?
Do dogs count?
3. What is your favorite movie?
Probably the Fellowship of the Ring, possibly Dannie Darko.
4. What CD is constantly in your CD player?
The Eels: Souljacker
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Nu-uh.
6. What is on your mousepad?
A logo for VESIcare. God knows what that is.
7. What is your favorite color pen to write with?
Black.
8. What shampoo do you use?
Loreal, baby.
9. What is your favorite color?
Blue-somethin'.
10. How many children do you want?
One or less.
11. Do you collect anything?
Umm... no.
12. What is your favorite word?
Oh, man I was just saying it the other day... dammit, can't remember. I'll go with snausages for now.
13. What are your favorite kinds of clothes to wear?
Pre-shrunk cotton.
14. What is your idea of a perfect date?
Where the girl buys me stiff and loves me for no reason.
15. What is your favorite book?
Dammit, can't think of that either. I liked Animal Farm a lot.
16. Who is your favorite actor or actress?
No clue.
17. What is the best feeling in the world?
Getting high.
18. Do you take hot or cold showers?
Hot, of course.
19. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be?
Someone really hot.
20. What is your favorite band or singer?
The Eels.
21. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of my aunt's dog breathing.
22. Do you believe in God?
Meh.
23. When is your birthday?
September 6th.
24. How tall are you?
Like 6 feet.
25. What is your favorite television show?
Family Guy.
26. Have you ever had sex?
I'm still wondering if dogs count.
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Puerto Rico. Or California. Or Chicago. Or anywhere else that's sweet.
28. Do you have braces?
As a matter of fact I do.
29. Do you like roller coasters?
Nope.
30. What is your favorite season?
Spring or Winter or Fall.
31. What is your favorite time of day?
Matt-time.
32. What is your favorite gemstone?
Saphire. Duh.
33. What is your favorite cartoon?
Family Guy. Or Looney Toons. Those are damn good.
34. What is on your bedroom walls?
Blue paint.
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Delicious.
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go?
To the future.
37. What do you want to be when you're older?
A rock star. Or an artist. I'll play it by ear.
38. What color are your eyes?
Brown.
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone?
I don't know. Freak.
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
Red.
41. Do you have any nicknames?
Mr. Uebbs. There's some others, but they're profane.
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like?
Very hot.
43. Are you good in math?
Uh... supposedly.
44. Do you have freckles?
Nope.
45. Who are your best friends?
God and Jesus.




Hehe, just kidding. I'm not gonna give you their real names.
46. What is your favorite kind of flower?
Morning-Glory.
47. What is your favorite store?
Wilson Farms.
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done?
I dunno. Rapelling, maybe.
49. Is there anyone who you really hate?
Yeah.
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot?
I don't know my dad. So no, not too much.
51. What is your favorite candy?
Nerds.
52. What is your favorite kind of music?
The Good Stuff. Rock, but not crappy fake rock that sucks.
53. What was the last movie you saw in the theater?
Star Wars 3.
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet?
No, keep 'em coming.
55. Have you ever been to the ocean?
Yu-huh.
56. Do you have any part of your body pierced?
No.
57. What is your favorite restaurant?
This place called "The Hourglass."
58. What is your favorite brand of clothing?
I don't know clothes brands.
59. What is your favorite magazine?
Probably some kind of gaming magazine.
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet?
Girls I like.
61. What school do you go to?
Canisius High.
62. Do you have any pets?
A dog, a guinea pig, a rabbit, and a horse.
63. Which is better, pie or cake?
Cake, definetly.
64. Are you a good french kisser?
You'd have to ask my dog.
66. What is your favorite color to wear?
Blue, maybe?
67. What is your favorite animal?
There are these things that are like kangaroos but they're mice... I like those.
68. What is your favorite alcholic drink?
Beer.
69. What sports do you like?
Not too many. Basketball is fun with my friends, as is lacrosse.
70. What is your favorite outfit?
I don't have "outfits."
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No. That's just weird.
72. What is your favorite card game?
I hate card games.
73. Do you swear?
Yeah, a bit too much sometimes.
74. Have you ever had surgery?
Nope.
75. What is your favorite beverage?
Squirt.
76. Do you want to get married?
Maybe.
77. What is your most embarrassing moment?
I'd rather not say. Actually, I just can't remember.
78. What is your zodiac sign?
Virgo. Yes, I'm a female virgin. You got a problem?
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world?
Wherever I'm not. But seriously, the South. Of the USA.
80. Have you ever smoked?
Pot? Yeah.
81. What do you look for in a guy?
Someone who doesn't want to be my boyfriend.
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often?
Anything by Nirvana.
83. If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Jesus, no doubt.
85. Do you like writing letters?
No.
86. Who do people say you look like?
This kid named Matt.
87. What is your favorite month of the year?
December.
88. What kinds of clothes do you like guys/girls to wear?
Guys = Whatever. Just not Gothic. Girls = Tight.
89. How many words per minute can you type?
Like 30 something.
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act?
Hmmm... nothing.
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks?
Again, nothing. Well, maybe I'd beef myself up a bit...
92. What is your favorite perfume?
What?
93. What is the worst feeling in the world?
Getting your balls sawed in half with a rusty nail while watching your Mother get pulled apart by a torture wheel.
94. Do you have allergies?
Not really.
95. What are some of your bad habits?
Public urination. And I have this tic.
96. What is one of your pet peeves?
Assholes.
97. Do you have a website?
I wish. I have a band website. www.bloomrock.tk
98. What kind of car do you drive?
I don't drive a car, but it'll be a Honda.
99. Where were you born?
Chicago.
100. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I guess. Maybe. I dunno.

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