1. What is your name?
Matthew Seeger
2. Have you ever been kissed?
Not yet, but here's to hoping.
3. What is your favorite movie?
None right now.
4. What CD is constantly in your CD player?
Hm... I own an MP3 player, but that would have to be Rob Zombie's Living Dead Girl.
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Two half sisters named Heather and Chris.
6. What is on your mousepad?
I don't use one.
7. What is your favorite color pen to write with?
Those cheap plastic ones.
8. What shampoo do you use?
I don't know what brand it is, but it's a dandruff shampoo.
9. What is your favorite color?
Black and red. I ARE SO DARK!!!111one
10. How many children do you want?
Not sure, I'm not too fond of children as it is.
11. Do you collect anything?
Not really.
12. What is your favorite word?
FUCK!
13. What are your favorite kinds of clothes to wear?
Dark ones. It makes me feel so bad.
14. What is your idea of a perfect date?
I have no prefrences, but I'm still trying to get one!
15. What is your favorite book?
I enjoy comics more than novels. Ultimate Spider-Man.
16. Who is your favorite actor or actress?
Tim Allen.
17. What is the best feeling in the world?
Masturbation.
18. Do you take hot or cold showers?
Hot.
19. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be?
Someone at school. I don't want to mention names as to keep her from being embarassed.
20. What is your favorite band or singer?
I have no prefrences, really. If I hear a song that I like, I like the song.
21. What are you listening to right now?
The television.
22. Do you believe in God?
Not sure. It depends on your definition of "God."
23. When is your birthday?
August 15th, 1986.
24. How tall are you?
A little over 6' 5''
25. What is your favorite television show?
I have quite a few.
26. Have you ever had sex?
*cries* No.
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Minnisota or Wisconsin. Ah, my old home in Eau Claire.
28. Do you have braces?
Nah ah, but I think I may need some. My bottom teeth are crooked.
29. Do you like roller coasters?
HELL YEAH! Sick, dude!
30. What is your favorite season?
Winter.
31. What is your favorite time of day?
Not sure.
32. What is your favorite gemstone?
Sapphires. They're so... blue.
33. What is your favorite cartoon?
Like I said with TV shows, there are too many to list.
34. What is on your bedroom walls?
Platster, my clock, and two of my origonal artworks.
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ooh, Strawberry.
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go?
The Mesozoic era, to see what dinosaurs looked like once and for all.
37. What do you want to be when you're older?
A professional comic artist for a big-name comic company.
38. What color are your eyes?
Blue.
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone?
My buddy Mike and my mom.
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
Red streaks on the tips.
41. Do you have any nicknames?
"Seegs," "Bigfoot."
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like?
Not too thin but not obese, big breasts and a nice smile.
43. Are you good in math?
HAHAHAHA! No, I was lucky to pass my Geometry final. Buddy, I have trouble with division.
44. Do you have freckles?
No, I have pimples.
45. Who are your best friends?
My friend Mike Ackerman, and my friend from school named Kona.
46. What is your favorite kind of flower?
Don't have one.
47. What is your favorite store?
The comic shop at the mall and Wal Mart
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done?
Saved my old friends by scaring off a Grizzly Bear when I was at least 12.
49. Is there anyone who you really hate?
A lot of the people at school were either douches or morons.
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot?
My parents are divorced for that very reason.
51. What is your favorite candy?
Mmm, where do I start?
Reeces Cups
Wait, I think that's it.
52. What is your favorite kind of music?
Whatever appeals to the ol' Matt ear.
53. What was the last movie you saw in the theater?
Star Wars Episode 3.
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet?
GOD DAMMIT, YES!
55. Have you ever been to the ocean?
"Been to?" It's practically next door!
56. Do you have any part of your body pierced?
Owch, no. Like I want something metallic sticking out of me.
57. What is your favorite restaurant?
Wendees
58. What is your favorite brand of clothing?
Brand? F
uck that, I wear CLOTHING.
59. What is your favorite magazine?
The Prehistoric Times, if I could convince Mom to let me get it. Hey, I have no money, don't look at me like that!
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet?
Good question. Why the hell am I still here? *logs off and does something with his life*
61. What school do you go to?
SCHOOL'S OUT 4 EVAH!
62. Do you have any pets?
My main mutt, Murray. (Border Collie mix)
63. Which is better, pie or cake?
Cake, it's crumblier.
64. Are you a good french kisser?
How the hell should I know?!
66. What is your favorite color to wear?
Black.
67. What is your favorite animal?
Carcharodontosaurus saharicus
68. What is your favorite alcholic drink?
I don't drink. I learned not to from daddy dearest.
69. What sports do you like?
I hate sports.
70. What is your favorite outfit?
An overcoat. God, I want one.
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No. F
uck you.
72. What is your favorite card game?
I don't like card games.
73. Do you swear?
God f
ucking dammit, swearing is wrong! And if I ever hear someone swear, I'll blow their f
ucking heads off!
74. Have you ever had surgery?
I believe with every neuron in my brain that those scalpel-weilding f
ucknuggets only TOLD me they were fixing my urinary trach so they could cut my wang short. Now I have to live with Ol' Stubby. F
uckers.
75. What is your favorite beverage?
Mellow Yellow, Mountain Dew.
76. Do you want to get married?
Someday, now I just want to get laid.
77. What is your most embarrassing moment?
I must have blocked it out, because I can't remember it.
78. What is your zodiac sign?
Leo.
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world?
Right here, baby.
80. Have you ever smoked?
Me? Never. I'm unhealthy enough already.
81. What do you look for in a guy?
What? AGH! NO! AGH!
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often?
I dunno, and more importantly I don't care.
83. If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Each of my ancestors.
85. Do you like writing letters?
Not really. IMs are the way of the future.
86. Who do people say you look like?
It used to be Macaulay Culkin, until I grew out. Lately, I got Sam the Hobbit.
87. What is your favorite month of the year?
November through January.
88. What kinds of clothes do you like guys/girls to wear?
What do I care what people wear?
89. How many words per minute can you type?
I don't know.
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act?
My temper and my willpower.
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks?
Where do I start? Well, first of all, I would subtract about 100 Ibs.
92. What is your favorite perfume?
Eau de Up Yours.
93. What is the worst feeling in the world?
Shame. Good thing it doesn't happen often.
94. Do you have allergies?
Shellfish, grass, and dog hair
95. What are some of your bad habits?
Eating my fingernails.
96. What is one of your pet peeves?
Where do I begin?
- Stupidity
- L33tspeek
- Netspeak
- F*ckspeak
- Jerks
97. Do you have a website?
www.dipstikk.deviantart.com
98. What kind of car do you drive?
A hand-me-down with no air conditioning.
99. Where were you born?
In a hospital up in Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
100. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Since I've never been in love, I have no idea.