[Biggy Bro Slig]

The battle had stopped...for now.
We were eating Chunky's exposed liver when Slug popped up with an idea.
"Why don't we let them win, Syrom throws a party, we come back with a bomber squadron so big, we nuke the whole of the monosaic lines!" Slug said, taking a bite out of his share of liver.
"He won't let us loose unless i'm dead! I can't just let him kill me, and leave you, Monty and Richy alone! We've already lost Chunky, Ziggy and Grunt! I'm not going to loose you three!" I Yelled.
The monosaic lines went quiet.
Monty stopped eating.
Richey stopped drooling.
Even the faint barking of Syrom stopped.
"One of us has to go. For all of the remaining sligs." I said.
"I'll go." Said a voice.
We turned around to face a most familiar person.
Maniac.
"Maniac! You survived the Screw-driver attack?" I screamed.
"Time for some revenge everyone's been waiting for." Maniac said.
Suddenly, a tiny phone rang.
I picked it up.
"Hello? BBS?" Said Splinterz.
"Yeah?" I replied.
"Have you even left the Monosaic Lines? Have you saw what Syrom has caused? The whole of Mudos is at war!" He screamed.
I didn't answer.
"Scrabania has been bombed, and then mines planted. Paramonia is crumbling away form the wars going on. Necrum Mudokons have summoned the dead and attacked! I've had to call up the Slig barracks and get every single unit into battle! All the sligs are either fighting or being tortured!" He screamed again.
This time I answered.
"Nuke them. All of them. Take all the sligs out of battle. Then nuke and bomb all the armies. Now!"
The phone went silent.
"This time, Biggy bro slig- I think you are the general of the army."