Security! We've got a Scrab loose in the control tower!
Interesting propositon. Too bad I'm a total slacker and no nothing about programing and whatnot, or I might have been able to offer some assistance.
Nice idea, anyway.
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Reports of my death have been somewhat exaggerated.
"Is my species of consequence to you now, Mustang? Did you really want my position that badly? Although I can appreciate the vanity of ambition, you should have spent more time planing. Even if you had somehow pulled this off, the counsil would have found you out, and they'd never let an assassin back into their fold." - Pride, FullMetal Alchemist