[Dipstikk]

how the hell duz "Rofl he tak funee nout liek me i smrat!!!!1111one" fit whith chatspeak

Because you don't use any punctuation and your spelling is a few levels below pathetic.

guess wat most people chatspeak

A lot of us don't use chatspeak. Just because people do doesn't mean you have to join in. Don't be a tool.

i try not 2 use chat speak all the timew its my reflecses sence im used 2 using instant messangers like yahoo and msn

Again, this is NOT AN INSTANT MESSENGER. You have TIME to think about what you're going to say and how you'll say it.

and wat the hell is a twathead and why does it have my last name at the beggnining of it

Your last name is Twat? Nobody knew that, why does it sound like you're accusing us of something?

oand thanx alot 4 making me cuss alot im trying 2 stop

Cussing is your own fucking fault.

See? Right there, I swore. My fault.

good cause no 1 here is more superior than anyone(there i caught me from chatspeaking)

No you didn't. You didn't capitolize the begginning of your sentence, you replaced "one" with "1," never capitolized the "I," and you forgot a period at the end of your sentence.

I give it an "F."