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05-10-2005, 11:21 AM
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Outlaw booyah!!

This is a fanfic. a what if fanfic.
Its technickly:What if fatty Mcboomboom wasnt the last outlaw boss?And what if the doc wasnt hang and his second office wasnt even in mongo river?And the stranger had himself a few more bountey's to reach his 20.000 goal?
See it here!!!!one!!!111!!!
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Chapter 1:Heavy metal(part 1)

Hey'hey'hey stranger!!!What gous boom boom clank clank?Fatty Mcboomboom being thrown in jail!Hahahaha!....oke not funny.
Here's ya moolah stranger!There aint no bountey's in this here town an'more.
Go west uh here and ya'll eventualy end up in Fowlinton.
Thank ya kindly':Stranger reply's to the hyper-active clakker.
Stranger walks to the gate and barely hears the clakker who opent the gate yell to him:'now ya'll come back here sum time'
These here places neve' stay save for to long'

After walking a few miles the forest like area swifted to a barrens like area.
Stranger whipes sweat of his brow.'dayme,these area's sure be hot.
'i ada be lucky if i find any live ammo but with these weather's the ammo already be dead:stranger saids to himself with a sacastic foice.
After a few more miles the stranger is relieved to see a gate to a town.
He walks inside the town and walks to a clakker.
'hey feather head.What town is this'Stranger asks
'ohhh dis is the town o fowlinton.Where da eggs are warm a...
'spare me the info!,im just here for the bountey store'
The clakker looks a bit angry at stranger and saids 'da bountey store is up the road'Thank ya stranger reply's
'jackass' the clakker softly saids but pitty-full for him,stranger could hear him
'What did ya say?!' 'Well uhhmmm...i said black...pass...you need a blackpass to uhhmmm get into da blackmarket of this town...yeah.
He quickly takes a black peace of paper and writes the password for the market on it' H..h..here stranger...heres my blackpass fur free!!'
Stranger violently snatches the black paper from the clakkers wing and walks on'

He walks into the local bountey store and the clakker behind the counter greets him.
'sweeeeeet!a bountey hunter!!this is 1 of the outlaw hotspots'
He picks up a pile of about 12 wanted posters from under the counter and
places them on the counter'
'here's ma selection of outlaw's stranger.See anyone ya'll like to punch the face of?'
Stranger looks at the clakker.'well id like to smack your face right 'bout now.
'he looks at the posters and sees an quite ugly face'
'what can ya tell me 'bout this guy?'
'Thats Cybernetix McLaw,he wears a bulky and spikey armor to hide his skin desease.He blaims the clakkerz from this here town for that deasese.
His ugly hide is worth 1200 alive and 900 dead'
Stranger puts the poster in his shirt.
'thanks,do ya also know where he might be hiddin out?'Stranger asks
'wel hes probly hidding out near the opple farm that he turned in his hideout.
There hes probly sits countin' his loot from the wagontrains he robbed with his gang'
Thanks.Next time you see me,i have put that over-sized microwave in jail'
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The outlaw's in this fan fic. are ganna be the outlaw's seen in my home made outlawz post so check it out to see the wanted posters of them(or a few of them anyway)And a few of the words like ya'll and da are just to give it that flat western fealing like in SW.

So tell me what you think about part 1 of chapter 1

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