There's a lot of words I don't use so often in this joke, so some things might be wrong.
A young man comes into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a condom. He thinks it's a bit embarassing and feels he wants to explain his purchase to the man behind the counter.
"My girlfriend has finally invited me over to dinner and I'm sure that if everything goes well I'll spend the night with her." Before he pays he changes his mind and asks for another one.
"My girlfriends sister flirts with me sometimes, I'm sure that she likes me, maybe I'll get lucky twice!" he explains. He takes out his wallet but pays for three condoms while he explains to the pharmacist.
"My girlfriends mother is pretty young and good-looking, I think she likes me and I might have a chance with her TOO."
The night comes and everyone are gathered by the dinnertable, saying grace. After the short prayer everyone takes up their cutlery, except the young guy who continues praying. After some long minutes the girlfriend pushes him and says
"I didn't know you're religious."
The guy answers "I didn't know your dad is a pharmacist..."
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