In a busy port a pirate swaggers into a bar. As he walks up to the bar the bartender does a double-take and realises that, for some reason, the pirate appears to have an entire ships wheel shoved down the front of his britches. Curiosity gets the better of him and as he fills a mug for the pirate he asks, "Excuse me sir, but... I can't help noticing you seem to have a ships wheel down your pants."
The pirate explains: "'Tis so, yarrr.... It's drivin me nuts!"
New rule: One person to diss Stingbee per topic max, if you don't like his grammar or sense of humour then feel superior quietly.
"Who died and made you boss?" "Mr. Estes, the publications advisor."
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