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Chapter 3
Hans and Sven soared through the air. Hans hoping for his life, and Sven, like usual, still thinking about Danishes. The Sea Rex flung them into the borders of Paramonia. Since the forest was so thick, they didn’t know which direction to go to get out. Hans landed on the back of his head, and Sven landed in a paramite web, attracting a large group of paramites. Hans would have run for his life, had Sven not been stuck in the web.
“Hans, geth me outta thisth darn thing! I’M GONNA DIE!” screamed Sven.
Hans tried pulling him out, but was un-successful. “You and your damned Danishes! You’re too heavy!”
“No! I wouldn’t give up my Danishes for all of Oddworld!” replied Sven.
The paramites were closing in, so Hans got desperate. He started using his claws to cut the paramonian web strings. When Hans had cut all the strings surrounding Sven, Sven fell to the ground.
“Ow! My ass!”
“Shut up,” shouted Hans “and get that injured ass of yours moving!”
Hans and Sven had to spend the night in a tree. The paramites circled the tree all night.
“Sven, let go of me! I’m tired of you holding on to me all the time!”
“But Hans, I’m scared! Oh Odd do I wish I had a Danish right now!”
“Sven, shut up, and go sleep on that limb over there.”
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