[Biggy Bro Slig]

I read a sign nearby, which read, 'landmines'.
I walked forward, and stood in something squishy.
Landmines. I thought.
"Meeps" I said.
I turned around, and saw Tyronus launching about five razor sharp boomerangs at once.
I dodged one, two, three and four.
Five cut one of of my Metal legs.
I tripped up, landing in a ditch.
Suddenly, a slig beside me was shot, and I grabbed his pants.
Tyronus yelled one word, and only one word.
"STOP!" He yelled at the top of his voice.
Everyone loocked at Tyronus.
He pulled out a little device.
He pressed a little button on it.
Suddenly, Splinterz crashed down on top of itself, sending tooth-picks flying everywhere.
I grabbed a Steef beside me, and The Steef kicked me right in my...ittie-bitties.
I let the Steef go, and Grabbed a Squeeling Grub.
I held the Grubb infront of me, and Tooth-Picks went flying into the Squeeling Grub.
I dropped the Grub.
I walked towards the General of the army.
He waved goodbye, and Syrom came rushing past Tyronus, and he jumped on the Guru's horse.
I stared back at Splinterz, and pointed towards Splinterz.
I ran towards the wreck, with 10,000 sligs behind me.
We started rummiging around the wreck.
I pulled out a half destroyed round device.
"Thermal bomb." I said.
"A what?" Asked Grunt from behind me.
"A Thermal Bomb. Hot air and Cold air rubbing together. Like Thunder and Lighting." I replied.
I dug further underneath.
I found a Glukkon named Splinterz.
He had is eyes closed, but he was alive and well.
I said his name, and his eyes opened.
"My god! How am I going to pay all this?" The first think the Glukkon screamed.
I looked behind me.
The army had retreated, but there lay Kakulana struggling to get up.
"Simple," I said. "War crimes and Court."