[Biggy Bro Slig]

I walked up to Syrom.
"How about you die quickly, like no bullets or guns." Syrom said first.
Syrom pulled out a sword, and another.
He passed one to me.
"On gaurd!" Srom yelled, and lunged.
I wasn't that good at sword fighting or Fencing, but I new how to defend myself with a sword.
I blocked the attack with my sword.
"Very well, Biggy bro slig, but can you do this?" Syrom said.
He did a back-flip, and head-butted a slig, and then stabbed his sword into the slig.
"No." I said under my breath.
I took my opertunity to lunge while Syrom was walking towards me.
He defended it off, but I then kicked him in the stomach.
He fell into the muddy and Grassy floor, and I pulled his sword of him.
"Surrender or die!" I said.
Syrom stood up, and pulled out a little dagger.
I had two swords now, so it was clear I could win.
I lunged with two swords at once.
Syrom fended off one sword, but the other dug in to his arm.
He screamed, and he dropped his dagger.
I pulled the sword down, and chopped his arm off.
The hairy, brownish-blond arm fell to the ground.
While screaming, Syrom jumped forward.
I stumbled bacwards, tripping over Ziggy's bones.
Syrom stumbled back into a Horse-like creature.
Wait a minute...that's The Guru's Horse! I thought.
Syrom jumped on it, and rode off.
General Tyronus saw Syrom riding away to Kakulana, and Turned towards me.
The Blue uniformed General walked towards me, loading up a strange gun.
"That's Richies gun!" I said.
"Slice, dice, and do it twice!" Tyronus said, pointing his arm from the side of him.
I turned my head towards were he was pointing.
There lay Richy in a puddle with plood dripping from him, facing his back to the sky.
"You can save your friend, or you can confront me and I will order my army off your sligs." The General said.
I ran towards Richy.
Somehow, Tyronus knew I would choose my friend.
I turned over Richy.
It wasn't Richy, or Monty either. It was an ordinary Vykker.
I turned around, to see Tyronus firing his gun.
I ran away, and realised I had just ran into a Minefield...