Chapter 2 New visions
As mourning broke over the Oddworld horizon a fairly large shadow moved over the hill side. It was anouther Vykkers lab that seemed to be traveling twords the great Sea of Oddworld. A new lab was created after the old Vykkers Lab was destroyed by Munch. Then a high pitched voice came calling out.
We are Vykkers we live for science ah haha chukled Harry the Vykker. What are you doing Harry? Klork said. Will you just shut up I am testing a new weapon Its a fuzzel gun hehe. A fuzzel gun you say. Yes.. a fuzzel gun. My dearly departed brother Humphery would of honored me for this. You are a genus Harry! No not the Blitz Packer ahhh! Yes the Blitz Packer BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! thats what you get for not helping me with.. with new expierements. Yes it's done. I guess we need to test this on somebody. Yea Mudokins! Interns turn the Lab around we have work to do Ah..ha ha!
A whole audience of Vykkers gathered in a big room. Harry was going to make a speech to his people. My fellow Vykkers we stand on a new threash hold in all of Vykkers history. We live in an age where stupid naturealist are at war with us. First they effected the Glukkens and there franchises now they are coming after us. What are we going to do! Shut up I will tell you what are we going to do.
For I have new visions for the future of Vykker. What is it? yea what is it? Yes I will tell you. It is a super Vykkers Lab. A greater fortress than the first. Nobody and I mean nobody will be abel to penetrait it. Not even Abe or Munch? Yes not even Abe or Munch. For this fortress has a mega weapon that I have been working on. Behold the Bio sucker. We would never have to leave the fortress again. This baby will suck anything that is moving on the surfice. Normally we would be seaching for are patients this does the seaching for us. No more sonar!
The crowd cheers and Harry laughs with an evil smile. For the Vykkers have this new vision on turning Oddworld into a deaselite wasteland by sucking up all the life forms below for study.
Its all in the name of Moolah people. Then the crowd stood up and said More Moolah!
[ January 10, 2002: Message edited by: paramiteabe ]
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