Possibly the worst thing I've ever experienced was shutting the second knuckles of four fingers on my right hand in a door. This has actually happened twice. I wouldn't think knuckles would be particularly sensitive, but the pain was so excruciating I almost passed out both times. You know how you just feel sort of weird after you hit your elbow on something? It was like that, but a thousand times worse. I think I threw up when it happened.
Paper cuts suck too.
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