Hit my shin on the jesus jew curseword pointy-ass-table while I was on deskchair atmosphere re-entry goddamnit. >_<
Anyway. What are your experiences of pain? Hit your head on an open cupboard door lately? Perhaps you've walked into a lampost or winded yourself on a bollard? God damn bastard bum inconvenient bastard painful objects! Strategically placed to reduce the population obviously...damn them up the um...bum.
Or something...
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No I'm not finished yet.
Ow. Fuck. Pain. Knee. Ow. Shit.
Now I am.