[Nate]

I was thinking about this thread the other day when I realised that whilst I've got no problem with people who are ugly through random chance and genetics (beyond not wanting to spend a tram trip sitting opposite one), I absolutely can't stand people who actually choose to be ugly. Especially when they think they look good.

This was prompted by a guy who could possibly be fairly attractive (say, 7/10) if it were not for his hair; which was over-gelled and curly at the back but with a straggly, straightened fringe hanging over his forehead. This reduced his attractiveness rating down to 1.5/10.

I've also been seeing a guy with a mullet hanging around my uni lately which should count as a crime against humanity.

Thus I would like to propose the following laws, to be introduced by popular vote into the constitution:

Bad haircuts would be punished by Shaving Until Shiny (SUS) so that these people will realise that hair is a privelege, not a right. This will include mullets, avoidable boof (eg by using some sort of product) or that horrible stylishly-messy hair.

Anyone wearing so much makeup that they look like a drag-queen or a corpse made up for an open-coffin funeral will be ducked in water, witch-hunt style, until all makeup is washed away. Thus the punishment will fit the crime as the more makeup, the longer ducking. However, it should be noted that actual drag-queens would be excepted from this rule.

Any straight guy wearing a pink t-shirt will be liberally coated with a layer of pink paint; much like 'scarlet women' were dyed red centuries ago.

All infringments would be tried by a jury of citizens, but no fashion designers or models as they often seem to be the worst offenders.

Feel free to propose your own laws: