Doctor Elum Evil
Story 1: Ashum Adams, Leo Squad(Mudokon Detective)
Chapter 0:
The beginning
(saxophone detective music)
It was a hot day in Springs Paramonia City. The streets were crowded and smelly, while I sit here, waiting for a problem to be solved. I am Adams. Ashum Adams, greatest Mudokon Detective. May 5 2001 is the date. the date that this massive adventure begins. (lights a cigerette).
(ring, ring, picks up phone)
"Hello!, Ashum Adams Mudokon Detective speaking, how may I be a service to you?"
"Hello? Adams! You gotta help me! Worlock has been murdered, and I got this letter saying that he is going to use him for world domination! Worlock is dangerous!"
"Worlock!? The oldest and powerful Mudokon of all time murdred?! How? And why would that villian want to use Worlock for world domination?
"*sigh*, I shall tell you a tale. It was long ago, in the worderful palace of Geyolyia, The wizards UltraVelo and Worlock were at war for the world, thus, Ultra wanted to destroy Oddworld. Worlock wanted to protect Oddworld. Worlock had destroyed Ultra, but Ultra called upon the supreme wizard's spirit who deceased 100 years ago, to put a curse on Worlock. When he dies and sheds blood, a massive diamond, beautiful tree will grow called, The tree of Beauty, grotesque and death! You know when trees suck in the carbon Dioxide and bad air in order for us to breath and have fresh air right?"
"Yes."
"Well, this tree does a reverse. When you breath this air, you shall die, and everything will die a slow and horrible death, thus this tree gives out poison! Mutations and monsters will appear if you eat the tempting deliscious looking fruit! You have to help and find out who this villian is I'm begging you! This will take 190 hours to happen. Also, the person who subdue his magical gem in his heart, they shall have extreme power but that is extremely dangerous! But I don't think that villian knows that. He wants the power for world domination. But why kill him? Hmm...If he killed him, then that means that he already too out his heart!."
"But How could that villian kill him, since he is the powerful Mudokon?"
"Um, an evil plan maybe?"
"Ma'am,(slams his fist on desk)I will help you solve this mystery!"
"Oh thank you thank you! Oh and another thing, meet me at Sharolem Oaks Palace at 234 Paramonia Forest, the villian left some clues that I would want for you to have."
"I'm on my way ma'am! Til then."
(hangs up the phone)
This is might be my most difficult mission that I have ever experienced. I need to get to the Palace as soon as possible, so I shall jot down the clues and solve this mystery. (grabs jacket, and heads out of his office)
Finally! I am at the palace. Was no party coming up here. But I shall do anything, in order to solve a crisis like this. (walks up the palace, knocks on the door and the butler, who wore no pants and had a huge butt allowed me inside)
"Are you the Butler?"
"No, I am the Buttler."
".......Oooookkkaaaaaaay, is the nice madam who called me here available?"
"Yes she is, right this way."
[ May 22, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]
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