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A drummer walks into a shop and says to the man behind the counter "Hey man how's it going, I'd like to learn how to play guitar please"...
The man behind the counter raises an eyebrow and says "You're a bloody drummer aren't you?". To which the drummer responds "Yeah I am, how the hell did you know that?".
The man says "This is a fish and chip shop mate".
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Damn you British humor! I will never get you!
Is this a drummers are stupid joke? If so it's funny (cuz I'm a drummer). If not I'll feel like an idiot. Hmmm... the smell of irony.
Okay here's a prank, not so much as a joke, but after 4 years I still find it funny:
Go up to a male (or questionable female) friend and ask them what the capital of Thailand is. If they know the answer, they'll say Bankok, and if they don't know the answer you'll tell them. Either way, you hit 'im in the crotch and spend the next hour laughing at him. It's good fun.
(It's a play on words, for those of you who don't get it.)