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I was bored a few hours ago, so I wrote a story.

Here's the first 3 chapters. The next lot, I'll post tomorrow.

Enjoy!

A Clakkerz Tale

Chapter 1 - Rovens Surprise

Roven was a wandering Clakker merchant he had tried to sell everything to every species… it didn’t work. You see Roven, being a clakker and all didn’t see many of his kind around the parts he travelled through. He went sailing on his boat which was made from junk pieces mostly from parts he had found at the side of paths he was walking down. And when he wasn’t sailing he was walking or using his cart, he had to pull his cart because a small tribe of steef he came across (The Larshiraas) did not want to pull it for him.

Anyway one day when Roven was walking down the pathway of a jungle on an island just off the coast of Mudos looking for a small village to rest in when he heard a loud boom, Trimeer Crows flew out from the surrounding trees near the boom. Roven ran with his cart to where the boom was… bad idea! He got to a huge clearing and he saw some dust looming around the middle. He stood there waiting for it to clear, and when it did he couldn’t believe what he saw…

Chapter 2 - HELP!

It was a Glukkon, of course Roven didn’t know this. He was standing there surroundd by 25 of his slig lackies. Roven wasn’t the smartest of Clakkerz, he had trouble counting them all. He had to find a hiding place before they spotted him. Just before he took a leap into a bush he noticed what the bang was, it was the clearing of a mine entrance. He wanted to see what was inside it but he had no time for that just yet. He took a leap into the bush and landed in a nest of boombats all Roven had time to say was “just my lu…” KABOOM!! Roven came flying out of the bush and landed in front of the Glukkon. This Glukkon was the boss of a construction company was called General Werkz, The general spat out his cigar in disbelief. He shouted at the top of his voice “ Can someone tell me what the heck this thing is doing here?!” A Vykker Scientist stepped forwardhe sounded very nervous as he said “ Um Sir… I believe that this creature is one of the ones I have studied…I.. I Believe, Sir that it is a Clokkar” A Angry intern stepped forward “mmm mmm hhmmm hhmmm!!!”
“ Oh really? My mistake, its pronounced Clakker”
“Lock him up!” Said General Werkz. The sligs all stood around Roven and picked him up “Woah! This guys heavy!” muttered a slig. The next thing Roven noticed was that he was locked up in a cell, The area around him was all dark and damp, He also noticed there were a column of cells along the wall he looked into the cell to his right and there was a dusty skeleton of a small creature that looked like it had small arms and some sort of flipper type foot, Then he looked into the cell to his left and he saw a aging, very thin blue-ish green creature.
Roven slumped against the wall of his cell. Thinking about how long it would take for him to get out of here. He was just about to doze off when he heard a slight mumbling noise. He opened his eyes and saw the thin aging creature sitting upright in his cell. Roven got closer to his cell bars and began to watch the creature. It was mumbling in a low droning tone. Roven could see small blue lights circling the creature.
“Hey!” Roven whispered. “What are you doing?”
The aging creature jerked out of his trance and looked at Roven.
“What does it look like I’m doing?” The creature said, sounding annoyed. It took a few moments before he regained his senses. “Oh! I’m sorry! It’s just that I havn’t practiced this ritual in such a long time.”
“Never mind that!” said Roven “What exactly are you doing?”
“It’s an ancient Mudokon…”
“I’m sorry, what?” Roven asked.
“Mudokon, havn’t you heard of a Mudokon?” The creature asked.
“Well, uhhh, no. Should I have?” Roven asked.
“I dunno. Well, that’s me! Abe! I’m a Mudokon.” The Mudokon said. “Anyway, it’s an ancient Mudokon ritual.

Chapter 3 - A foreign friend

“Say it with me now Mud-ok-un” explained Abe.
“Oh I get it now” said Roven, he carried on “So how do we get out of here?
“I’m not sure ive been trying for months, any ideas? By the way, you see that skeleton in the cell next to you? Well if we get out of these cells I want to bring it with me, He used to be my friend. He was a rare creature called a Gabbit, He had a name too, it was Munch, he was my best friend. Well, his species, they're amphibious. They need water to survive. He died during the night, after an extremely hot day. Anyway enough of my sad story lets get out of here!” said Abe, wiping a lone tear from his right eye.