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04-16-2005, 02:57 PM
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A woman just steps out of the shower and her husband gets in. The doorbell rings. She answers it, wearing only a towel. Outside stands the neighbor.
"I'll give you 100 dollars if you drop the towel." he says.
The woman drops it without hesitating. The neighbor enjoys the view for a while, gives her 100 dollars and leaves. She puts the towel back on and goes back to the bathroom to dry her hair.
"Who was that?" her husband asks.
"Just the neighbor." she replies.
"Did he return the 100 dollars I lent him yesterday?"

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