That joke would have been much funnier if you had typed it up using correct grammar, punctuatuon and spelling.
"Who" instead of "Hoo," for one.
Q: What do you call a cow without legs?
A: Ground Beef.
Q. What do you call a limbless man floating in the water?
A. Bob.
Q: What do you call a limbless dog?
A. It doesn't matter. He still won't come.
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[i]'What do you get if you cross an owl with a bungie cord..?
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Oh, bird bondage. That's hot.
Speaking of birds:
Q: What do you call a small wingless bird?
A: A sitting duck.
Woah. That was exceedingly bad. My appologies.