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04-12-2005, 01:05 PM
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They all jump off a high building, at the same time.

A: The blonde, she has to ask the way...
If they ALL jump off the building at the SAME TIME then the blonde jumped with the others, therefore she would've landed at the same time as anyone else. Gravity doesn't care if you don't know which way is up or down.

Chinese Proverbs:

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget and children.
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