[Mojo]

Q: How can you keep a blonde busy forever?

A: Put her in a circular room, and tell her there's a vibrator in the corner.



Q: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are fed up with life. So they decide to commit suicide together. They all jump off a high building, at the same time. The blonde weighs 65 kg, the brunette weighs 60, and the redhead weighs 70. If you look at weight, and gravity, who will be splattered last?




Come on, you're not THAT bad at math, right?








A: The blonde, she has to ask the way...



Q: So, if a crocodile and a hare would have a contest who's in bed first, who would win?

A: The hare, it only needs to brush 2 teeth.