[Kimon]

You guys are cool with racist jokes and stuff?

Actually, I have a sex joke that I thought was funny. But just for censcorship, I'll use italicized words in place of harsh language. (For the lil 'uns).

Ok, so a kid heard about female organs at his school and when he came home he asked his dad, "Daddy, what's a female organ look like?" His dad replied, "Well son, before sex it looks like a beautiful red flower blooming on a bright spring day." So the kid thought about that and said, "Well, what does it look like after sex?" So the father strokes his beard for a minute, thinking about how to describe it to his son. Finally he looks up and says, "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"

End of joke.