Since these are all made out of meat its making me gag.
Here's a new 1 to encourage u people to make more:
Slig Butter:
1:Find and kill a slig. (remove mask and pants)
2:Buy a mini churning bucket. (3 feet tall)
3:Put the slig in blender.
4:*sigh* Set to liquify for 5 minutes.(A classic)
5:Pour into churning bucket.
6: Drop 30 drops of white food coloring into bucket.
7:Churn for 45 minutes.
8:Put into a big fridge for 15 minutes then cut into 50 rectangles.
Use slig butter for all ur butter needs!