April fools is stupid. It's international "prove that most humans are idiots and generally goofball around" day. I've never been fooled by a single April fools joke, but every single time that someone pulled one on me they've always been frothing at the mouth with demented retarded joy and a hint of psychopathic denial of reality, believing in their sad little minds that they had me fooled. So irritating. It's like "NO you can't spoil my fun! You will be made to look a fool, I need that to make me feel like a big man!". Retards.
It's like that pinch punch first of the month crap that little kids pull. The last time some random guy did that to me, I turned around and punched him in the face. He had a nosebleed and everything. And the guy was like "hey what the f*ck is wrong with you?"... obviously he doesn't understand that if you pinch someone's arm really hard and then punch them, you're asking for a smack in the damn mouth.
Stupid. Lame. BLAGH. *head explodes* I hate all that crap.
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