This sounds fun
Name: Whack
Age:15
Likes:hitting things (especially mud toes) and smashing slurgs so they make that fun poping sound, comfortable snugness in stranger's crossbow
Dislikes: people trying to use him as ammo
Species: Thudslug
*rolls off plate and hits someone foot*
"I hope that hurt!" *uncurls and crawls over to the fuzzle plate and pounces on one*
"Hehe, fuzzy" *curls up and swallows the fuzzle in one gulp, lets out burp that rocks the table*
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I was born to serve as a security guard, and to have Abe randomly drop large rib cages on my head
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