Oh my gosh! For those of you who are too cheap to buy the game, don't look! For those of you who were too lazy to play the game all the way through by now, don't look!
It contains a spoiler! An evil, eye-raping spoiler!
And...this seems to be...the...um...spoiler section, and this seems perfectly acceptable for it.
Well then, shut your craws and accept it.
Sorry, chums. I had to. Why? Because I'm perpetually bitter
