What pisses me off so much about spiders is how tricky they are. I've seen spiders on my bathroom wall that cling there curled up for like three days in a row, so I think they're dead and I ignore them. Then one day when I'm taking a shower I look over and happen to see that it's gone from it's usual place. I look around wildly and glance up just as it drops onto my face and inserts its horrible poison-injecting fangs into my flesh!
That's why spiders suck so much. *also shudders*
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