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Huge. I haven't seen one in years, but jesus, I remember them being like 2-3 inches long and quite hefty.
I'm also terrified of lobsters.
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Jesus Christ, man! Keep away from those bugs!
Okay, all that stuff I said about them being cute: that was before I knew that they were the size of f*cking mice. Squash one of those horrible bastards whenever you see them.
And Lobsters are cool, but again...from a distance.
Jeez, man. I feel like I need a giant can of raid.